Damn You For Calling

Agent Y: Thank you very much for that information and how would you like me to call you?
Caller A: I dont want you to call me. I just want help with my computer.

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Caller B: (in an angry tone of voice) My internet is not working! I cannot browse and I am not receiving my mails.
Agent Y: Im sorry for that inconvenience. Can you tell me the status lights of your modem?
Caller B: All lights in my modem are off!
Agent Y: Not even one is lit sir?
Caller B: All of them is off!
Agent Y: Okay sir kindly check if the power cord is properly plugged behind your modem.
Caller B: (checks the cord) The power cord is unplugged.

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Caller C: I want to speak to a supervisor! When I woke up this morning my telephone line is disconnected! I was talking with a supervisor named Paul and we got disconnected but he didnt call me back!
Agent Y: Im sorry maam but our centers are located globally and we may not be able to get Paul for you. However, if you are able to hold I can call my supervisor… (caller interrupts)
Caller C: I dont want to talk to any supervisor! I was already talking with Paul but we got disconnected and he didnt call me back! Now get me Paul! Dont you even have any directory of your personnels there?!
Agent Y: Im really very sorry maam. I understand your frustration but Paul might be trying to call you back right now.
Caller C: I want to talk to a supervisor! I dont care if his name is John or Peter. I want to talk to a supervisor!
Agent Y: Okay maam I’ll call my supervisor so you could talk with him.. (caller interrupts)
Caller C: I dont want to talk to any supervisor! I was already talking with Paul but we got disconnected and he didnt call me back!